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Issue:195 from Aug, 2010
Whats On

Burton Memorial Hall Improvement Committee, Tuesday 3 August 7.30pm, BMH
Moto Summer Fete, Saturday 14 August from 2.00 - 5.00pm, “the field“ Millness
Moto Evening Barbecue , Saturday 14 August from 7.00-10pm, “the field“ Millness

BADS reading & casting night, Thursday 2 September, 7.30pm, BMH
Burton Children’s Sports Committee Cheese & Wine Evening, Saturday 18 September, BMH
Burton Pre-school AGM, Thursday 23 September 7.30pm Club Room, BMH
Burton Memorial Hall Management Committee, Thurs 30 September 7.30pm, BMH

Howden Jones in concert, Saturday 2 October, BMH in aid of Hall funds
Annual Onion Show, Sunday 3 October, Kings Arms, Burton
Ladies’ Evening of Fashion and Beauty, Friday 8 October at the Castle Green Hotel, Kendal
BMH Annual Autumn Fair, Saturday 9 October 10am-12noon, BMH in aid of Hall funds
Burton Pre-school Hallowe’en Party, date/time to be confirmed - see next issue

Burton Pre-school New to You Sale Saturday 6 November 10am - 12 noon, BMH

Burton Pre-school Christmas Bingo Friday 10 December, BMH
Burton Pre-school Christmas Fair, Saturday 11 December 10am - 12 noon, BMH

BADS Panto, Friday 28 & Saturday 29 January 2011, BMH

Issue:195 from Aug, 2010
Historical Footnote

Historical Footnote
by Roger Bingham

DROUGHT SUMMER -1929


“The trouble with the systematic grumbler about the weather is that he has grown so accustomed to wet years that when the rain ceases for a short time he becomes more concerned than the chairman of the municipal water committee” - so ran the leader in the Westmorland Gazette during the ’drought summer’ of 1929.

In fact local water authorities were becoming seriously worried after three dry months when the rainfall had only been 13 inches compared to 32 inches over the same period in 1928 which, however, had “been abnormally wet.” Thirlmere, which served Burton, was at the lowest level since 1915, and two of Kendal’s reservoirs ran dry, as did Lupton reservoir which supplied Milnthorpe. “The utmost care on water use“ was urged and Fred Atkinson of Kendal was fined £1 for washing his car.

There were, however, many silver linings. Burton Mothers’ Union “was favoured with beautiful weather“ on their day trip to Liverpool while “record crowds were attracted by glorious weather to Hutton Roof sports held in the heart of the country between Burton and Kirkby Lonsdale.“ Regrettably, amidst a long list of winners, Burton’s only athletic success was Miss Pemberton who came fourth in the Ladies’ Egg and Spoon Race.

Thanks to the parched reservoirs around the Lancashire towns, Burton received an unusual incursion when 600 anglers from Bolton arrived by special train to Burton and Holme Station to take part in a “fishing match on the canal.” The winner was Mr Jones with a catch of 21lbs 8ozs.

The expectation of excellent weather for the forthcoming summer holidays was reflected in the adverts for the Summer Sales. “Ladies fine ribbed vests, low necks, no sleeves -1/2; brimmed hats from 1/-; frocks from 4/-; Ever-Wear suitcases reduced from 11/6 to 9/6.”

Inevitably, the weather broke on 27 July, just as Holme Mills closed down for a week to stretch over August Bank Holiday Monday. Though trains were packed the roads were abnormally quiet, perhaps, because cut price “excursion tickets” had to be booked in advance before the weather broke, while motorists could plan their journey round the weather.

Inevitably, flooding followed a two inch rainfall in one day, which might have contributed to a car crash at Clawthorpe. Burton Parish Council subsequently decided to ask the county council to replace a wall at the junction of the lane with the main (A6070) road with railings to make the corner safer.

The sun soon came out again to shine on the special celebrations to mark the recovery from illness of King George V. In London the event was marked by one of the first public appearances of Princess Elizabeth of York. At Burton there was a children’s tea party and church services where the National Anthem was sung and £7:11s:2d was collected for the “thanksgiving fund.“

Also, at a Unionist Association garden party, local conservatives were warned by Mrs Hornyold-Strickland of Sizergh Castle of the dangers of the recently elected “Socialist” Government’s resumption of diplomatic relations with the Communist Russian regime. The oldest member Mrs Robinson then presented an “electrified table lamp” to the Burton Conservative Chairman Mrs Shorland-Ball who was leaving the district.

For “the Burton, Milnthorpe and Carnforth Show the weather was threatening and unsettled in the forenoon, but it got out gloriously sunny in the afternoon.” Despite the grumbling about dried out pastures, entries in all the stock classes were well up except for “heavy horses” which, at 99 exhibits, dropped to below 100 for the first time. But the champion horse belonged to Messrs Bibby Brothers of Court Green, Burton. Above all the crop sections were “the best ever.”


Issue:192 from May, 2010
Whats On

POLLING DAY! Thursday 6 May, 7am - 10pm, BMH
Lakeland Rose Craft & Garden Show Coffee Morning & Plant Sale, Sat 8 May, 10am-12 noon, BMH
Kirkby Lonsdale Choral Society Requiem & Mass, Sun 16 May 7.30pm, St Mary’s Church, Kirkby Lonsdale
Burton Preschool Cheese & Wine & Race Night, Sat 22 May, 7.30pm, BMH
Saints Alive! (a musical), Sun 23 May, 6.30pm, St James’ Church
Family Fun Day & Parade, Bank Holiday Monday 31 May, Burton Morewood School field (see front cover)
Art & Craft Society Annual Exhibition, Saturday 5 & Sunday 6 June, BMH
Summer Extravaganza, Saturday 12 June, 10.00am - 1.00pm, BMH
St James’ Cup Community Football Tournament, Sat 12 June, 12.30pm start, Morewood School field
Family History Summer Meeting, Saturday 19 June, 1pm-4.30pm, BMH
Neighbourhood Forum Meeting, Wednesday 23 June, 7.30pm, Arnside WI Hall
Burton Ball, Saturday 3 July, 7.00pm for 7.30pm start, BMH
Art & Craft Society AGM. Mon 26 July, 7.30pm, BMH
Ladies Evening of Fashion and Beauty, Friday 8 October at the Castle Green Hotel, Kendal

Issue:192 from May, 2010
Council News

South Lakeland District & Cumbria County Councillor
R.K. Bingham
The Smithy, Ackenthwaite,
Milnthorpe, Cumbria, LA7 7DH
Tel: 015395 63694
e-mail:
roger.bingham@cumbriacc.gov.uk

Roger Reports...
Firstly may I thank the very many people who have enquired after my health and sent cards during my completely unexpected stay in hospital and subsequent convalescence. Also thanks to my fellow Burton and Home District Councillor Brian Cooper for holding the fort for me while I was away. I am making good progress and although I have already been out and about in the village I am behind on the local details e.g. pot holes but hope to catch up soon.

By a tragic coincidence the leader of the County Council Jim Buchanan was taken ill on the same day as me and died only three weeks later. Jim was largely responsible for steering the 2010-11 budget through with, at 1.9%, the lowest ever increase in Council Tax. He was also leader of the county council Conservative group which has now chosen a new group leader. He is Eddie Martin, from north Cumbria, who was elected unopposed. He will be proposed as council Leader at the AGM. Prior to Jim’s death the party strengths were Conservatives 38, Labour 24, Lib. Dems. 15, Independents 4, Socialist People’s Party 1. Currently the Conservatives lead a ’rainbow cabinet’ with Labour and Independent support. So far it seems that the current arrangements will continue but anything could happen. The deputy group leader is now James Airey who represents the Ulverston area but who did live at Kirkby Lonsdale. He is an old boy of QES and a former county YFC chairman so between north and south we have achieved a geographical balance in our leaders.

My time as Chairman of the county council also ends at the AGM. My year as Chairman was dominated by the weather. Firstly a poor summer combined with the recession hit the tourist trade, then came the unprecedented flooding in November followed by the longest spell of snow since 1963 and the accompanying grit crisis. Although I was in the thick of it I enjoyed enormously my year as Cumbria’s civic head. Highlights included many royal visits including three from the Prince of Wales who, like his grandmother, talks to everyone and stays twice as long as expected. In April I was pleased to welcome him to Ambleside where he inspected post flood renovations. A great honour for me was being asked to open the new bridge at Workington where P.C. Bill Barker lost his life when it was swept away by the 19 November floods. But my main joy has been meeting so many worthy people throughout the county and beyond. These include members of all occupations and services and swarms of volunteers chief amongst whom are our young people. At the Whitehaven RAF parade I met a young cadet whom I’d previously seen taking part in a swimming gala and the county youth orchestra. I feel that people like him are more typical of our youth than the unpleasant minority we hear more about.

At South Lakeland’s council on 30 March SLDC’s council tax increase was fixed at 2.84% - the disproportionate increase compared to the county’s tax rise is largely due to the cut for all districts in the governments Revenue Support Grant. The most contentious clash was over a proposal to contribute £10,000 to a fund shared with other councils to meet the costs of appealing to central government for a rebate of hundreds of thousands of pounds raised from car parking fees. On the face it to spend £10,000 to get say £500,000 back seemed a good bargain; on the other hand some members thought it was too much of a gamble when faced with the power of Whitehall’s law officers - but by a majority members decided to risk the £10,000. Time will tell who was right.

SLDC also approved some constitutional changes which enable e-mail petitions and also for emergency powers to be implemented without having to obtain the Chairman’s signature. I recall that in 2001 when I was SLDC Chairman I was knocked up at night to sign a document to enable the removal of a whale’s carcass washed up at Greenodd!

Further information has also been released about the Local Development Framework which was so controversial when draft suggestions were published in 2008 which, in Burton’s case, implied that the village might be increased by 50 percent and that a mixed industrial area might be created. The final proposals were submitted to the Secretary of State last November and the publication of the Development Plan Documents is due this month so, as with wider governmental matters, we will have to wait and see - at least until after 6 May. In the meantime let us enjoy the Spring and hope for a better Summer.

Best wishes,
Roger




Issue:191 from Apr, 2010
Council News

South Lakeland District & Cumbria County Councillor
R.K. Bingham
The Smithy, Ackenthwaite,
Milnthorpe, Cumbria, LA7 7DH
Tel: 015395 63694
e-mail:
roger.bingham@cumbriacc.gov.uk

Roger Reports...
Councils in the last month have been obsessed with setting budgets in the face of Whitehall’s demands to economise. As in recent years, local authorities are constrained by a reduction in the Revenue Support Grant from the Treasury, which at one time covered two thirds of local council expenditure, but which now only pays for about half. Similarly, the police authority which also sets its own ’rates’ has to raise a greater proportion from the council tax. Thus in 2000 the local council tax payer contributed 20.3% to the police revenue - but for 2010-11 the local proportion will be 33.1%.

For a band ’B’ tax payer the police cost has risen in the last ten years from £1.26 per week to £2.90, and overall the increase in the police rate has gone up 3% pa. Excluding the parish precept, which varies from place to place, the district and county increases have been the lowest on record. South Lakeland’s share of the council tax has gone up by 2.9%, despite a proposal (which got little general publicity) from the opposition group (to which I belong) for no increase (0%) at all! As a result, a band B council tax payer will now pay £136.81 for the district council services like waste collection.

Less onerous was Cumbria County Council’s 1.9% increase in their share of the tax. For a band B property Cumbria’s tax will now be £903.39 pa. Though band B is invariably the point of reference, it is unhelpful for Burton which has hardly any homes in that category. For the record the bands and council tax payable in the coming year are Band A (up to £40,000) £774.33; B (up to £52,000) £903.39; C (up to £68,000) £1,032.44; D (up to £l,161.50); E (up to £120,000) £1,419.61; F (up to £160,000) £1,677.72; G (up to £320,000) £1,935.83; H (over £320,001) £2,323.00. Because of high property values I would like a higher band for properties worth over £500,000, as to me it seems odd that a detached village house or even one on an estate (valued at £320,000) pays the same as a stately home with an estate! But, please, what do you think?

On general finance South Lakeland received a disturbing ’Annual Audit Letter’ from government scrutineers, which judged SLDC’s ’managing finances’ and governing the business’ at Level 2 - ’performs adequately’ while ’managing resources’ was Level 1 - ’performs poorly.’

On the county council a significant issue is the costs of last November’s floods. Under the government’s ’Bellwin’ scheme the county has to meet the first £1.2m of costs. In addition there are the costs of ’significant damage to highways infrastructure’ caused by the floods estimated at £9m and those following the most severe winter since 1963 - only part of which will be met from reserves. Even so, road schemes planned for Burton include the resurfacing of Main Street (£150,000+) and surfacing dressing of Vicarage Lane as far as 19 Trees and also of Tarn Lane as far as the county boundary. It is hoped that the Main Street work will take place in August when the school is closed - but I’ll try and let you know precise dates.

Apart from finance, other matters have kept us busy. The debate about the possible extensions of the both the Yorkshire Dales and Lake District National Parks continues. Many people want a referendum to gauge public opinion in both the possible joining areas, and also in adjoining parishes like Burton, which might be affected by increased development pressure if neighbouring areas achieve extra protection because of national park status.

A plan to share services with South Lakeland and Eden was approved after a long debate at SLDC only after it was stressed that it would not lead to merging the two councils. But fear of merger contributed to Eden Council rejecting the scheme.

One of South Lakeland’s perennial problems has re-surfaced - the Grange swimming pool. After about 20 years of campaigning the Berners Close pool was built in the 1990s to replace the 1930s outdoor pool. But the new facility was un-economical and soon closed. Now a scheme to turn the complex into a retirement hotel has been abandoned and replaced by plans for housing for older people.

I have recently been informed of an apparent anomaly on waste collection, which is that the assisted collection scheme only applies to wheelie bins and not to recycling boxes. I will try and find out why. In the meantime if you would like assisted collection for the bins please ring SLDC on 0845 050 4434.

Finally I must note an unfortunate sign of Spring, which is that a patch of gorgeous winter aconites on Clawthorpe Lane have been dug up and removed along with some snowdrops. This is illegal, though the police weren’t sure how to proceed and wondered who the ’owner is’, though I suggested the county council; nor could I say how long they had been there or if, in the officer’s words, they were ’wild wild flowers’! But at least we can enjoy the daffodils.

Roger



Issue:190 from Mar, 2010
Church Updates

“I’m just not the religious type“

I wish I had a pound for every time someone has said to me: “Look, Paul, I’m just not the religious type.” People normally say it when they find out I’m a vicar, or after I’ve invited them to come to church or asked them to think more about Jesus and consider becoming a Christian. The assumption is that you have to be religious to become a Christian.

But being the religious type is irrelevant to being a follower of Jesus. The Gospels are full of examples of the “unreligious” seeing in Jesus the answer to their deepest need. Jesus was always attracting and befriending people who were “not the religious type.”

On one occasion a Roman centurion came to Jesus for help (Matthew 8:5-13). Now centurions were about as far from the ”religious type“ as you could get in Jesus’ day. They were political enemies and military occupiers who were labelled as “godless” by the Jewish people. But this man came to Jesus for help, recognising something unique in this Galilean teacher. Jesus welcomed him and promised him a place in the kingdom of heaven – all without being religious.

Another time, we read of Jesus dealings with a notorious tax collector named Zacchaeus (Luke 19:1-10). Back then, tax collectors were universally despised as godless traitors and cheats. They were not religious types – far from it. Religious people avoided them like the plague.

In spite of this we see Jesus making a bee-line for Zacchaeus, picking him out of the crowd and, to the horror of the watching public, inviting himself to Zacchaeus’ house. It’s the turning point in the tax collector’s life and he becomes a follower of Jesus – without being religious.

We could highlight many such episodes, all providing clear evidence that being the “religious type” is irrelevant to Christianity. This is because Christianity isn’t about religion at all, but relationship. To be a Christian is to come into relationship with the one true God through Jesus Christ and that’s a dynamic and amazingly exciting thing. Why not come and join us one Sunday and find out for yourself?

Paul

Prayer Requests

If you would like to request prayer for yourself or for anyone else, please contact Paul on 781391.

Little Fishes

Little Fishes is an activity session for pre-school children (age 0-4). Sessions will typically have a bible-based story followed by a craft activity.

It’s free! Snacks for the tiddlers & tea and coffee for the parents/carers. 1st and 3rd Tuesday of each month, term-time only, times: 2.00 - 3.00pm St. James’ Church, Burton.

New fishes always welcome, why not come along and see what it’s all about.

For more info contact Jo Dugdale: 01524 781928.

March Services
St James' Burton & Holy Trinity Holme


Sunday 7 March
10.00am Holy Communion Burton
11.00am Holy Communion Holme
06.00pm Evening Church Burton

Wednesday 10 March
10.00am Holy Communion (BCP) Holme

Sunday 14 March (Mothering Sunday)
08.00am Holy Communion (BCP) Holme
10.00am Family Service Burton
11.00am Family Service Holme
06.00pm Evening Church Burton

Sunday 21 March
10.00am Holy Communion Burton
11.00am Holy Communion Holme
06.00pm Evening Church Burton

Sunday 28 March
10.00am Morning Prayer (BCP) Burton
10.00am HuB All-age service Holme
06.00pm Evening Church (HC) Burton
Issue:190 from Mar, 2010
Whats On

Burton Morewood School Governors Meeting, 1 March 7pm, Burton Morewood School
Nearly New Sale, Saturday 6 March, 10am-12pm, Spotted Dog Nursery, Clawthorpe Hall Business Centre
Burton Lunch Club, Wednesday 10 March, Kings Arms
Burton Pre-School New to You Sale, Saturday 13 March, 10am - 12pm, BMH
Photo Exhibition & Competition, Saturday 13 & Sunday 14 March, 10am - 4.30pm, Holme Parish Hall
Kent Estuary Neighbourhood Forum, Wed 17 March, 7.30pm, Preston Patrick Memorial Hall
Burton Morewood School Book Fair, Thurs 18 March, Burton Morewood School
Art & Craft Society Colour Workshop, Saturday 20 March, 10am-4pm, BMH
Old Skool 80s Fancy Dress Discos, Saturday 20 March, 7.30pm, BMH
Burton Memorial Hall Management Committee, Thursday 25 March, 7.30pm, BMH
Burton Morewood School Term Ends, 26 March, Finish for Easter 2.00pm
Daffodil Show 2010, Sunday 4 April, 10.40am onwards, Kings Arms, Burton
Burton Morewood School Term Starts, 12 April, School reopens
Burton Lunch Club, Wednesday 14 April, Kings Arms
Big Kids Day Out, Saturday 17 April, Megazone (more in April BN)
Burton Memorial Hall AGM, Thursday 22 April, 7.30pm, BMH
BADS Spring Production, Friday 23 & Saturday 24 April, 7.30pm, BMH (tickets on sale from 1 April)
POLLING DAY! Thursday 6 May, BMH
Art & Craft Society Annual Exhibition, Saturday 5 & Sunday 6 June, BMH
Burton Ball, Saturday 3 July, 7.30 pm, BMH
Issue:188 from Dec, 2009
Whats On

Art Exhibition - PERCY KELLY - Lithographs & Etchings, ends Sat 12 Dec, Heron Theatre, Beetham
Burton Memorial Hall Xmas Bingo, Thursday 3 December, BMH
Memorial Hall Car Park Clean Up Day, Saturday 5 December, 10am onwards, BMH
Children’s Christmas Parties, Sunday 6 December, BMH (see page 7 for ages & times)
Kent Estuary Neighbourhood Forum, Tuesday 8 December, 7.30pm, Heron Theatre, Beetham
Burton Lunch Club, Wednesday 9 December, 12.30pm, Kings Arms
Carols by Candlelight, Thursday 10 December, 7pm, Kings Arms
Burton W.I. Meeting, Thursday 10 December, 7.30pm, BMH
Christmas Fair, Friday 11 December, 3.15pm, Morewood School
Burton Thistle Football Club Xmas Bingo, Friday 11 December, BMH
Burton Pre-School Christmas Fair, Saturday 12 December, 10am -12noon, BMH (see page 9)
Christmas Disco, Saturday 12 December, evening, Kings Arms (children welcome)
Christmas Concert, Sunday 13 December, 7.30pm, St Mary’s Church, Kirkby Lonsdale (see page 19)
Morewood School Carol Concert, Wednesday 16 December, 2pm, St James’ Church (see page 7)
Morewood School Carol Service (for parents), Wednesday 16 December, 6.30pm, St James’ Church
Morewood School - end of term, Friday 18 December, 2pm
Burton Tennis Club Xmas Bingo, Friday 18 December, BMH
Christmas Eve Food (until 8.30pm) & Disco (evening), Thursday 24 December, Kings Arms
Christmas Day at the Kings, Friday 25 December, 12-2pm, Kings Arms
New Year’s Eve Party Night + Food (until 8.30pm) & Entertainment, Thursday 31 December, Kings Arms

2010
Morewood School - start of term, Tuesday 5 January
BADS Casting & Script Reading & Get Together, Thursday 7 January, 7.30pm, BMH
Art Exhibition - DONALD IBBOTSON Vibrant Pastels, from Tuesday 12 January, Heron Theatre, Beetham
Burton Lunch Club, Wednesday 13 January, 12.30pm, Kings Arms
Burton W.I. Meeting, Thursday 14 January, 7.30pm, BMH
Plays by HE Bates, starring Graham Padden, Friday 15/Saturday 16 January, Heron Theatre, Beetham
Treasure Island Pantomime, Saturday 16 January, BMH (see page 27)
Local History Society Meeting, Monday 18 January, 7.30pm, BMH
Film: “In Search of a Midnight Kiss“ [15], Friday 22 January, Heron Theatre, Beetham
Art & Craft Society Watercolour Workshop, Saturday 23 January, 10am-4pm, BMH (see page 28)
BMH Management Committee Meeting, Thursday 28 January, 7.30pm, BMH
Issue:188 from Dec, 2009
An Opinion

Comments on the goings-on at the Parish Council...
DEATH OF EX-COUNCILLOR MOURNED


The chairman of the parish council opened the meeting by offering condolences on behalf of the council to those close to Jackie Nicholson. Jackie’s death followed days after that of her husband, Charlie. She had been a parish councillor for a short time some years ago. An Opinion would also like to take this opportunity to offer condolences. It is hardly credible that we shan’t see either Jackie or Charlie again around the village.
Other Announcements:
1. Notification has been given that the A6070 will be closed around Dec. 14 or 15 for one week while the road undergoes extensive repairs between Clawthorpe and the first turn-off to Holme. The 555 bus will be re-routed, but will make a special detour to Burton to pick up and drop off passengers. Most PCllrs were grateful that at last the road will be mended, but another five minutes was added to the meeting by one PCllr who inexplicably voiced objections to the temporary closure.

2. The Bus Shelter - A new bus shelter at the south end of the village should be installed by early December. The lengthsman and a hearty PCllr have dug the foundations.

OPEN FORUM
1. Police Report - CPSO Rachel Thomas was present and gave her report: There have been three burglaries, which are being linked (and one similar in Kirkby Lonsdale), viz: in Neddy Hill, Tanpits Lane and Dalton Lane. In all cases householders had locked their doors, but left the key in the keyhole. Items stolen included cash, cash cards and car keys. They were all taken from downstairs. Victims were advised to block their cars in, if possible, if their car keys are missing. A suspect has been arrested in Halifax and is on bail.

2. CPSO Thomas had left the hall unfortunately when a resident addressed the PC to support a letter in last month’s BURTON NEWS which deplored the standard of parking at the school when parents (usually mothers, apparently) drop off and collect their children, with, it is claimed, little regard for the safety of their own or other children. Those who had tried to remonstrate with them had met with a torrent of abuse. PCllrs agreed wholeheartedly with the speaker that the situation was unsatisfactory. It was agreed that a letter should be drafted on behalf of the PC with a request to the school that this should be sent in school bags to parents.

3. A letter from a resident was read out by the chairman strongly protesting about the proposal that a 40mph speed limit should be put in place between Church Stile and Clawthorpe on the A6070.

4. Moira Rowley of the Burton Playground Cttee showed PCllrs pictures of play equipment that had been ordered. One was named Supanova, for ages 6-15, the other was a Spinner for 4-15 year-olds. Moira told the PC that this probably completed the playground apparatus. She told us that the Playground Cttee had now done its job and requested that the PC would take over responsibility for upkeep of equipment. The PC readily agreed to do this, and expressed admiration for the work done, with a vote of thanks to the Burton Playground Cttee. At the beginning it was hard to believe that a group with little experience of fund-raising and committee work could complete such a mammoth task. With this under their belt, who knows what else they could accomplish?

5. A letter has been received from a resident complaining about fliers on telegraph poles etc. The PC, we were told, had no powers to remove them, but suggested they should be removed once the event had taken place. It was pointed out that these notices are usually for fund-raising or local matters, and rarely for personal profit.

OTHER MATTERS
1. The NW Air Ambulance - A request for a donation has been received, but a donation of £50 was sent last April, the clerk reported, so that’s it, till next year. A similar request from the Citizens’ Advice Bureau was dismissed.

2. The Magic Q - The parish clerk wishes to study for the qualification necessary if Burton PC is to maintain its Q status. The PC has been requested to provide funding for this. The cost should be £225, though it may be offset by a bursary of £100 from CALC. There was the usual grumbling about this, “What good has the Q ever done us?” queried some PCllrs (as A.O. has often asked too.) Well, pointed out the chairman, there ARE powers, but so far they haven’t been called upon by our PC. All agreed it was a good idea that the BIG Q should appear on the Parish Newsletter and other correspondence. “It shows we’re not tinpot part-timers,” as our chairman put it, rather aptly.

3 The Clawthorpe National Nature Reserve Management Plan Consultation - A.O. mentions this cumbersome thing because, by coincidence, OUTDOORS has written about Grey Rocks this month, as she happens to know. “What do you think about cotoneasters growing on the area?” she asked OUTDOORS. “They’re part of the scene,” was the gist of his reply, and an inevitable garden escape. So, of course, is the dreaded Japanese Knotweed. But it seems OUTDOORS takes an empirical approach, and felt rather tolerant about cotoneaster. So, in a sort of way, he more or less agrees with the irritable PCllr who has been requested to remove said cotoneaster from Grey Rocks because the berries have apparently been carried there from his nearby estate, possibly, as a flippant PCllr suggested, by his peacocks. (The clerk was instructed to reply to Natural England’s request for comment that the PC had “No comment” to make.)

The Parish Plan
With creditworthy efficiency on the part of the new clerk, A.O. has been given a summary this month about progress – or none – made by those creeping towards the final aims of this plan:
(a) Dropped kerbs are now in place.
(b) Repairs are “in hand” on Slape Lane.
(c) You all know about the new bus shelter because it appears earlier in this report.
(d) Everything else is “pending” in one way or another.
(e) Perhaps the clerk thought he could put an end to the wayward Roper and Miss, but I have to report that there is news. Poor Roper has been taken hostage in Abkhazia, where, as reported last month, he went on an impulsive caving expedition with a few lads he met in Kiev. His parents have been informed. His father is a harbourmaster somewhere in Malaysia, and his mother is a rather well-known hostess living in an Adams mansion in Westmorland at the expense of the National Trust. When Roper’s parents separated, his grandmother offered to pay his school fees, though this proved unnecessary. Nothing has been heard of “Miss“, but staff are getting fed-up with losing their free time to take her classes.
A.S.
Issue:187 from Nov, 2009
Whats On

AGM Burton Bowling Club, Monday 2 November, 7.30pm BMH
Village Bonfire & Fireworks, Thursday 5 November, 6.30pm onwards
Burton Pre-School New to You Sale, Saturday 7 November, 10am -12noon, BMH
Act of Remembrance, Sunday 8 November, War Memorial in St James’ Churchyard, 9.45am
Burton Lunch Club, Wednesday 11 November, 12.30pm, Kings Arms
Pear Tree Glass Open House, Fri &Sat 20 & 21 November 10am - 4pm, Pear Tree Cottage, Dalton,
A Taste of Christmas Coffee Morning, Saturday 21 November, 10am - 12noon, BMH
Sports Committee Xmas Bingo, Thursday 26 November, BMH
Quiz Night in aid of Burton Recreation Trust, Thursday 26 November, 8pm, The Smithy at Holme
BADS Autumn Play, Friday 27 & Saturday 28 November, curtain up 7.30pm, BMH

Burton Memorial Hall Xmas Bingo, Thursday 3 December, BMH
Burton Lunch Club, Wednesday 9 December, 12.30pm, Kings Arms
Carols by Candlelight, Thursday 10 December, 7pm, Kings Arms
Burton Thistle Football Club Xmas Bingo, Friday 11 December, BMH
Burton Pre-School Christmas Fair, Saturday 12 December, 10am -12noon, BMH
Christmas Disco, Saturday 12 December, evening, Kings Arms (children welcome)
Burton Tennis Club Xmas Bingo, Friday 18 December, BMH
Christmas Eve Food (until 8.30pm) & Disco (evening), Thursday 24 December, Kings Arms
Christmas Day at the Kings, Friday 25 December, 12-2pm, Kings Arms
New Year’s Eve Party Night + Food (until 8.30pm) & Entertainment, Thursday 31 December, Kings Arms

Treasure Island Pantomime, Saturday 16 January, 2010, BMH (More info in the next issue!)
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